14 Dingen die vaders voor 100% zullen herkennen

We hebben het dan wel vaak over het moederschap, maar die arme mannen hebben het ook niet altijd makkelijk. Zo blijkt maar weer eens uit de tweets van deze 14 grappige vaders. 

1. Het gaat toch altijd weer over poep

Priest: What’s inside you eventually comes out.

6-year-old: *whispering in my ear* He’s talking about poop.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 2 september 2018

2. Nog meer woorden!?

Nothing is worse than reading your kid a bedtime story and flipping to a page with a bunch of words.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) 3 september 2018

3. Herhaal tot in de eeuwigheid

Pancake mix is too thick. Adds water. Pancake mix is too runny. Adds mix. Pancake mix is too thick. Adds water. Feeds family 120 pancakes.

— Ordinary (@OrdinaryAlso) 26 augustus 2018

4. Oké, maar dit telt niet

I played hide-n-seek with my daughters, but they never came to look for me. I gave up when my legs fell asleep from kneeling in a corner.

“I FOUND YOU DADDY!”

No you didn’t, I quit.

— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) 27 augustus 2018

5. Een typisch gevalletje van spraakverwarring

Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other – two men can love each other the same way
Her: So what’s ‘penetrating gays’?
Me: Er… read me the whole sentence
Her: “She stared at him with a penetrating gaze”
Me: Oh

— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) 11 september 2018

6. Padoem pssst!

son: Where’s mom? I need her to sign my permission slip
me: I can do it
son: My teacher said it has to be an adult

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) 10 september 2018

7. Namens iedereen: bedankt!

I spray deodorant on my 12yo son while he’s sleeping. You’re welcome.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) 10 september 2018

8. Ah griep, we hebben je gemist

My son started school today. I’m excited to meet all the new illnesses he’ll be bringing home this fall.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) 5 september 2018

9. Altijd feest!

The cheapest theme park for four year olds is to take them through a car wash.

— dadpression (@Dadpression) 28 juli 2018

10. Zenuwslopend: kinderen die helpen koken

In parenting, there are few non life-threatening situations more anxiety-inducing than watching a tiny human crack an egg.

— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) 4 september 2018

11. Genoeg ruimte voor 27 kilo rotzooi? We nemen hem!

*Car shopping*

Sales person: What do you think of this one?

Me: *Dumps all my kids’ toys and some dry cereal in the backseat* It’s perfect.

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) 22 augustus 2018

12. Duidelijk niet de juiste reactie

toddler *starts taking his clothes off in the middle of the cereal aisle*
wife: Do something
me *starts throwing dollar bills*
wife: Do something else

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) 6 september 2018

13. De beste van de klas in biologie

Took my son to the zoo yesterday for the first time ever and I realized I hadn’t explained what a hippo was and he just kept asking to go back and see the tooth pig

— The Dad (@thedad) 30 augustus 2018

14. Dit is belangrijke info mensen!

There should be more parenting books on ways to play with your children while you’re lying on the couch.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) 3 september 2018

Bron: Buzzfeed

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