15 problemen van een dagje strand met kinderen (the struggle is real)
Want zo’n dagje erop uit brengt nogal wat met zich mee. En ook veel mee terug. Vooral zand, eigenlijk.
1. Wij hebben nog wel wat over
Just got back from the beach with my family if anybody knows any other beaches that need more sand.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 22, 2016
2. GAAN WE NOU!?
Leaving for a beach vacation today & my kids have been sitting in the car saying "ARE WE READY TO GO YET?!" for the past 37 hours.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) July 9, 2016
3. Leuk, een doe-het-zelf-strand
The cool part about taking kids to the beach is that they bring home enough sand in their bathing suits to make our own beach at home.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) July 17, 2018
4. Gê-nant
My walk of shame is the mile back to the parking lot from the beach when I forgot the kids' sunscreen in the car.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) April 5, 2014
5. Lekker een dagje ontspannen (not!)
Parenting at the beach is 78% walking kids back and forth to the bathroom and 22% yelling "come back over this way please!"
— Courtney (@Discourt) July 26, 2016
6. Hahaha, alsof je gaat zitten
No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 28, 2018
7. Meer dan drie bladzijdes zit er toch niet in
Found myself perusing a beach reading list this morning like some kind of innocent, optimistic, childless fool.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) June 5, 2017
8. ‘Ik verveeeeel me’
Now what?
-my kid, eating an ice cream cone holding a new toy riding a pony on the beach in the summertime sun
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) June 26, 2018
9. Voelt ongeveer hetzelfde
Doomsday prepping except we're just packing up for a day at the beach.
— yelisa (@beingyelisa) July 8, 2017
10. Valt lekker op zo
I make my kids wear bright neon colors to the beach so that everyone can see them not listening to me.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) June 28, 2016
11. Even lekker opladen
Nothing rejuvenates a parent's soul like a beach day /w/ the soothing sounds of kids fighting & a relaxing mile jog to the closest bathroom.
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) June 7, 2017
12. Niks is leuker dan Pokemon Go
Island beach house, hot tub, mini golf, go karts, ferry ride, crab sanctuary, ponies, slushies
Kids' favorite thing: conquered 3 poké gyms
— Julie (@notquiteJulieT) August 10, 2016
13. Fijn!
The great thing about coming home from a beach vacation is that my kids brought enough sand home in their clothes it's like we never left.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 20, 2017
14. ‘Het zand is vet zanderig’
Kids' complaints on vacation:
– No wifi on beach
– Sand is sandy
– Ocean has salt in it
– Lobsters? I want pizza.
– Too outdoorsy outside— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) June 7, 2016
15. Even bijkomen van al dat uitrusten
I need an entire day at the beach alone just to recover from getting everyone packed for an entire day at the beach.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) July 18, 2016
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