Hilarisch! Ouders vatten het ouderschap samen in overzichtelijke percentages
De ouders op Twitter zijn weer lekker bezig geweest deze week. Samen hebben ze geprobeerd het toch vaak chaotische en onoverzichtelijke ouderschap samen te vatten in behapbare percentages. En de uitkomsten zijn té grappig.
Why wasn’t I told that 78% of parenting is asking, “What’s that smell?”
— Sh-Do-Be (@whymeagain99) June 29, 2017
50% of parenting is helping your child look for something you know you already threw away😂
— Papa Ans (@papa_anson) July 20, 2017
78% of parenting is telling kids to “put your shoes on”
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🌈 (@craiguito) August 5, 2017
At least 50 percent of parenting is yelling “WHY ARENT YOU WEARING PANTS?!”
— Bryce Gruber (@BryceGruber) March 10, 2017
At least 35% of parenting is eating food your kids threw a fit to get and then decided was gross
— crystal (@crystalkei) July 6, 2017
Parenting would be 25-30% easier if you didn’t have to put sunscreen on your kids.
— Steve McPherson (@steventurous) August 6, 2017
Ninety percent of being a parent is saying ‘Wherever you left it.’
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) April 15, 2016
120% of parenting is just wiping things
— Christine Owen (@joymoll) August 1, 2017
98 percent of parenting texts can be answered with a poop emoji
— Whitney Fleming (@PlaydatesFriday) April 8, 2017
80% of parenting is yelling through a closed bathroom door.
— Prinnis Montgomery (@P_Monty) July 28, 2017
A good 20% of parenting is gambling how much stuff you can throw away without the kids noticing
— Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) August 3, 2017
90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming.
— This Guy (@sendrajeremy) July 30, 2017
90% of parenting, is saying different variations of “We don’t eat waffles with our feet”.
— Sarge The Destroyer (@BastardProphet) July 17, 2017
80% of parenting is hiding in the bathroom consuming the candy you don’t want your kid to steal.
— Hayley Stell (@StellMeAStory) July 19, 2017
Seventy eight percent of being a parent is asking your kids if they’ve gone to the bathroom
— Artful Detective (@ArtfulDetective) July 24, 2017
(Bron: Buzzfeed)
Lees ook: Haha! De tweets van deze Amerikaanse komiek zijn echt om te gieren.
