18 Ouders die de ouder-van-het-jaar-award niet gaan winnen
We hebben allemaal wel eens onze betere en mindere momenten. Maar deze ouders hebben echt alle hoop laten varen.
1. Verwachting vs. de realiteit
What I thought I would say as a parent:
“You are going to change the world.”What I say as a parent:
“Stop licking the window.”— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) 2 februari 2017
2. ‘HAHAHAHAHAHA…. o u maakte geen grapje…’
Pediatrician: They’re only getting two hours of screen time a day, right?
Me: HAHAHAHA! I mean, yes.
— Ramblin’ Mama (@ramblinma) 5 mei 2017
3. Goed idee toch?
I’m inventing a swaddle blanket for like 5 year olds. It’s basically a straight jacket, but with a friendly name like “The Tantrum Hug.”
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) 15 januari 2018
4. HET IS VOOR JE EIGEN BESTWIL!!
I spent 20 minutes, 20. Fucking. Minutes. Convincing my kid to wear a coat, but yeah, congrats on your pregnancy.
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) 25 oktober 2017
5. Geeeenaaant!
We were in church and I pulled my toddler’s hand out of his pants and he screamed “I WAS MAKING MY PENIS BIG” and now I need a new church.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) 15 december 2017
6. Twee zielen, een gedachte
I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) 22 april 2014
7. Soms vraag je je als ouder ook af wat er in godsnaam aan de hand is
The 4 yr old is wandering the house in a life jacket, crying b/c it’s clipped. He also cried when I unclipped it.
We don’t even own a boat.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) 18 juli 2017
8. Of een Ikea-kast in elkaar zetten, zonder het boekje erbij te lezen
Becoming a parent is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial & you’re just running about with no idea how anything works
— Jack’s Dad (@DaddingAround) 21 maart 2017
9. Rise and shine!
Parenting: When you get to wake up everyday thinking, “maybe today will be the day I die of exhaustion.”
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) 29 april 2016
10. Dat zal een leuk tien-minutengesprekje worden…
“TODAY I TELLED MY CLASS HOW SOMETIMES MY FARTS SMELL LIKE BURNT TOAST,” said my son, the poster child for Teachers Don’t Make Enough Money.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) 10 mei 2017
11. DIY!
Follow my crafty mommy blog for great projects such as Pile of Books in Corner and Wrinkled Mass of Unfolded Clothes in Other Corner.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) 12 april 2017
12. Zo krijg je dus getraumatiseerde kinderen.
A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, “Looks like Santa lost his temper again.”
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) 19 juli 2014
13. Zo gezellig, die familie-feestdagen
9: What are you going to be for Halloween dad?
me: Drunk
9: What’s mom gonna be?
me: Mad— Josh (@iwearaonesie) 14 oktober 2014
14. En dan maar hopen dat ze het niet omdraaien
I’m the kind of mom who burns one side of the grilled cheese, serves it to her kid with the non-burned side up, and crosses her fingers.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) 26 mei 2017
15. Dit spelletje kent alleen maar verliezers
5-year-old: *walks up behind me when I’m on the computer* What game are you playing?
Me: Pay the bills.
5: Are you winning?
Me: No.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 17 juni 2017
16. ‘Schat, mama weet het ook allemaal niet’
That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you’re like, “Honey, I don’t even know what day of the week it is.”
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) 14 november 2017
17. Zo pikken ze nog eens iets op
I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we’re so cultured and not bc she’s basically been raised by Peppa Pig
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) 19 oktober 2016
18. Niet meer te redden…
Husband: So we’ve basically given up.
Me: On what?
H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting.
— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) 31 januari 2017
Bron: Buzzfeed
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