You think American Ninja Warrior looks tough? Try making it through the obstacle course of backpacks, shoes and coats my kids leave in the doorway everyday.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) 2 februari 2018
2. Dit wil je écht niet weten!
Just heard my son shout OH YEAHHHH BOY! WOO HOOOOOO! from the bathroom and honest to god I do not want to know
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) 1 februari 2018
3. De existentiële crisis is real
My 3-year-old’s asked me “Why?” so many times that I don’t know what to believe anymore.
— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) 30 januari 2018
4. Joh, je krijgt er zo veel voor terug…
After presenting my son with a stack of gifts for his birthday, he responded with, “Is that it?” so yeah, parenthood is pretty rewarding.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) 30 januari 2018
5. De ultieme mindfuck
It’s fun to walk up to a fellow parent at drop-off and ask, sotto voce, “is everything… all right?” & watch their brain climb onto a chair trying to figure out which way to jump, guessing what secret or lie worked its way from their kid to your ear
— Victor Brand (@recordedvoice) 31 januari 2018
6. Ze weten je al-tijd te vinden
I drive to the airport. I fly across the globe. I take a train to the coast. I sail to a deserted island. The journey takes 3 days. I sit by the peaceful shoreline. Then, suddenly, my 4yo appears to ask for a drink.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) 2 februari 2018
7. De kinderen zijn in ieder geval wel enthousiast
Me: Looks like it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game!
Kids: *clapping and cheering excitedly*
Husband: No one wants to help you find your glasses.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) 31 januari 2018
5-year-old: Why do you always fly places?
Me: People want to see me.
5: Not much. They send you back.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 1 februari 2018
9. ‘Ikke sien!’
Every picture I have of my two-year-old is of him walking towards the camera asking if he can see the picture
— Dave Learns Dadding (@DaveLearnsToDad) 31 januari 2018
10. ‘Wacht WAT!?’
Toddler: MOM I POOPED ON THE POTTY
Me: good job!
Toddler: AND NOT ON MY UNDIES
Me: i’m proud of you
Toddler: AND NOT ON MY PANTS
Toddler: AND NOT ON THE TOOTHBRUSHES
Me: wait what
— Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) 1 februari 2018
11. Een eeuwigheid
The parenting books never warned me how much of my daughter’s toddler years would be spent waiting for her to finish this grilled cheese.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) 2 februari 2018
12. Wat een feest!
Truly you’ve never lived until you’ve tried to drag an overtired 7 year old from a crowded restaurant while he squirms and yells “I AM CAESAR!!!!!!!”
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) 30 januari 2018
13. Kinderen willen OVERAL over onderhandelen
Told my kid he’d be four on his birthday and he tried to negotiate it up to five.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) 1 februari 2018
14. Ook leuk…
Sure, being well-rested and having disposable income is nice, but parenting a smaller and more terrifying version of yourself is so rewarding.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) 2 februari 2018
15. Zo vader, zo zoon
Found my son’s secret stash of candy. I walked over, and gave him a big hug. I’ve never felt this close to him before.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) 31 januari 2018
Bron: Huffington Post