14 ouders met wie wij direct vrienden zouden willen worden (als we tijd hadden)

nachtrust

05.12.2018 04:55

Het ouderschap is niet makkelijk. Maar met een beetje humor, slaan we ons er wel doorheen

1. Het leven is ook zwaar

I can’t! It doesn’t work! HELP MEEEE! *sobs* PLEEAAASSSEEE! It’s broken! IT’S BROKENNNN! [runs from room]

-my 3yo trying to eat a Pop-tart

— Close to Classy (@closetoclassy) 8 juni 2017

2. HAHAHAHA rust…

Me: *Friday night* I’m so glad it’s the weekend. Maybe I can finally get some rest.

2yo: *Saturday at 6am* *screeches like a velociraptor*

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) 3 juni 2017

3. Wel zo efficient…

You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) 12 september 2014

4. Dubbele standaard

5pm, to kids: “Stop complaining that there’s nothing good to eat here! Have some fruit!”

11pm, to self: “There’s nothing good to eat here.”

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) 2 maart 2017

5. 57 uur Paw Patrol gaat je niet in de koude kleren zitten’

Netflix should have a “times watched” counter for kids’ shows so you can track your slow descent into madness.

— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) 12 juni 2017

6. Dat spel kent alleen verliezers

5-year-old: *walks up behind me when I’m on the computer* What game are you playing?

Me: Pay the bills.

5: Are you winning?

Me: No.

— “Bare Minimum Parenting” in bookstores now (@XplodingUnicorn) 17 juni 2017

7. LAAT LIGGEN

If life hands you lemons Then a mango Then an apple It’s because you’re in the fruit aisle With a 2 year old Who won’t stop handing you crap

— roothakers (@roothakers) 12 november 2009

8. Herkenbaar

I’m writing a book about parenting called, “Nevermind, I’ll Just Do It Myself!”

— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) 24 juni 2017

9. O nee, dat zou ver-schrik-ke-lijk zijn…

Our daughter is threatening to never talk to us at night if we don’t let her stay up & I don’t think she understands threats or negotiation.

— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) 26 juni 2017

10. Wanneer je probeert consequent te zijn

7yo: I wanna wear my hat today
Me: Ok, but I’m not going to carry it all day

Narrator: But carry it all day he did

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) 3 maart 2017

11. ‘Ik tel tot drie, en daarna gebeurt er niks…’

[trying to stop my toddler’s tantrum in a restaurant]
*harsh whisper* If you don’t cut it out right now then there’s nothing else I can do

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) 11 februari 2017

12. Je kan het nooit goed doen

I wish I’d known how much of parenting was having little people scream at me for giving them exactly what they wanted.

— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) 31 mei 2017

13. Je weet allebei dat dat niet waar is

I tucked my kids in last night and said, “See you in the morning!” and then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise.

— Ashnog ⚪️ (@adult_mom) 9 maart 2016

14. Wat. Is. Dat?