- En dat t-shirt spreekt de waarheid
Teachers, when my kids go back to school with t-shirts that read “Mom Says I’m Your Problem Now,” just know I wasn’t a horrible person until I became a parent.
— Ms. Havisham (@MissHavisham) August 29, 2018
2. ‘Oke, en dan nú je hand naar je mond brengen’
I like to let my kid eat at his own pace, but this morning he spent 10 minutes just holding a muffin like he was the Statute of Liberty.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) August 27, 2018
3. De interesses overlappen soms niet echt
[Explaining my fantasy football draft]
Is this boring you?
Me: This is how I feel when you tell me about a video on Youtube.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 29, 2018
4. Dit had je even moeten afkloppen
6-year-old: *gets dressed, brushes her teeth, and puts her shoes on by herself*
Me: Wow. We're actually going to make it out the door on time today.
6: *takes her shoes off*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2018
5. ‘Butlers to tiny people’
Let’s get married and have kids so instead of using our years of education to change the world we can be butlers to tiny people who won’t stop screaming at us.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 30, 2018
6. Wat kan je perspectief toch snel veranderen
Me Before Kids: My children will never have screen time
Me After Kids: Is there a way to strap this iPad directly to his face?
— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) August 30, 2018
7. Zó oneerlijk
Kid: I’m hungry.
Me: Hi, hungry. I’m mom.
Kid: That’s only funny when dad does it.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) August 23, 2018
8. Please, pak gewoon even je vork op
Parenting is just dedicating your life to convincing little humans to do things they HATE doing.
— Chaos Theory (@perfect_storm99) August 30, 2018
9. Echt lullig
I called my son’s school to see if they would take him a week early and apparently they “don’t do that” and I “need to stop calling.”
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 23, 2018
10. ‘Naked and Afraid’
Naked and Afraid, but it’s just parents getting out of the shower after leaving their kids unsupervised for a few minutes.
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) August 20, 2018
11. Vertrouw nóóit, maar dan ook nóóit, een pratende telefoon.
7: (silently sneaks up behind me and taps me on the shoulder)
7: (whispers into my ear) Do not trust Siri. She doesn’t have eyes. (Walks away)
Who needs scary movies when you can just have kids?
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) August 30, 2018
12. Dat er überhaupt nog zand op het strand ligt is een wonder
Pictured: me cleaning the backseat of my car after taking my kids to the beach pic.twitter.com/q5zCVGJuZm
— The Dad (@thedad) August 20, 2018
13. Zó komisch
It absolutely rules that baby trousers can all be pulled up in such a way as to make your infant son look like a Star Trek character whose utopian society hides a terrible secret. pic.twitter.com/kCL4frvrF6
— Seamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) August 24, 2018