1. Hoe vaak dacht je dan?
Me: go get dressed *yells upstairs* AND CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR!
6: I just changed them yesterday!
Me: Yeah, you need to do it every day.
6: EVERY DAY?!?!
7: Calm down, she doesn’t mean like literally every day
Me: Actually that’s exactly what I meanIs 7:43 AM too early for wine?
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 10 april 2018
2. Proefondervindelijk aangetoond
In case you are wondering…if your child burps and coughs at the same time the result will be vomit. #kidsaregross
— Hidethecookiejar (@hidethecookie) 21 maart 2018
3. Why???
My child… she just walked over to my desk… farted… and walked away… #whatdidIdo #mychildisgross
— Jenny with a Y🍷🐱🎂♒ (@Valress) 29 september 2011
4. Het ouderschap zit vol verrassingen
The phrase “stop rubbing your junk on your food” is not something I thought I would ever say but here I am #kidsaregross
— Yazzymint (@yazzymint) 3 september 2017
5. En daarna opeten zeker? Brrr…
Wiping my girls face and she says, “don’t wipe my bogey.”
“Why?” I reply.
“I wanna pick that myself!”#kidtalk #kidsaregross equally #kidsarehilarious 😂😂😂— Emma Morris (@happyemzy) 8 maart 2018
6. Ondergoed is niet echt bedoeld om gerycled te worden
My eight year old has tied all of her underwear together to make a long rope and “some of it came from the hamper”.
— your mom (@eff_yeah_steph) 12 april 2018
7. Dat wordt vissen…
It’s all fun and games until someone poops in the bath water. #kidsaredisgusting
— The Mrs. Man (@carrie_rothman) 28 juli 2017
8. *kokhalst*
My 11 month old was eating a banana and kissed me. Then I was suddenly eating a banana. #KidsAreGross pic.twitter.com/FiFP1SIfOC
— Very Stable Genius Krysti 🐘🏈🏆🐬 (@TheRuntSquad) 16 september 2017
9. Goed voor de weerstand?
Dear god, what form of plague will be coming to our house after my 5 yo licked the window at McDonald’s play area #vomit #kidsaregross
— Christina Ferraro (@ChrisFerraroCNP) 7 april 2018
10. Fijn…
“Mommy there was yellow snow outside the library today and I didn’t eat it!”
“Um, I’m happy to hear tha…”
“But I did stick my finger in it!”
🤦♀️#KidsAreGross
— Evelyn Bysiek (@EvelynBysiek) 17 januari 2018
11. Je zou denken dat het vanzelfsprekend is
Things I never thought I’d have to explain to my kids: Why you don’t stick your toothbrush in your poop. #kidsaregross
— Cassie Villela (@amadoandroman) 24 februari 2018
12. Blegh
Just watched my nephew eat a spoonful of noodles, hurl it back out into the bowl, then eat it again. #KidsAreDisgusting
— Tay (@TaysteeTay) 12 januari 2014
13. *huiver*
Kids will be fun, they said.
But also, my son just had his hand down his poopy diaper for so long that his fingers turned to raisins. FROM HIS POOP!#KidsAreGross #PoopCoveredRaisins
— Tonya Morton (@TonyaLouMorton) 5 april 2018
14. Oké brb, even spugen
If you’re not ready for someone else to casually hand you a booger than you’re not ready for parenthood. #booger #momlife #toddlermom #kidsaregross #notissues
— Lauren (@ladyrich713) 11 november 2017
Bron: Buzzfeed
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