as an only child, it always hurt to play alone with toys made by Has-Bro.
— Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) 8 juli 2018
If you are trying to decide if having kids is right for you, my son just said, “As an only child I get all your stuff when you die.”
— beth, an alien® (@bourgeoisalien) 28 maart 2015
When I was four I came home from hanging out with my best friend and her three siblings and dramatically closed our front door, leaned against it and declared “I am SO happy to be an only child.” #NationalSiblingsDay
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) 10 april 2018
“Basically, you have to share food just in case you need a kidney.” ~me as an only child understanding siblings
— Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) 11 maart 2016
Being an only child means my parents thought:
(a) let’s stop, no other child we have can be better than him, or
(b) WTF WERE WE THINKING?!
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) 5 mei 2014
My parents getting me walkie talkies for christmas one year was the worst thing about being an only child
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) 8 december 2016
Growing up as an only child, sometimes I have a hard time remembering everything is not about me. So I don’t.
— Emily Volman (@emilyvolman) 11 oktober 2013
Me to husband: What are we doing to celebrate my half birthday?
Husband: Every July 1 I’m reminded I married an only child.
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) 1 juli 2018
my parents used to get me a Mother’s Day gift from my dog&if that doesn’t explain what being an only child is like for me then idk what does
— sophie (@sophiewheelerr) 10 mei 2015
worst thing about being an only child: needing praise from adults
best thing about being an only child: getting praise from adults
— Kathleen Smith (@fangirltherapy) 30 juni 2017
Being an only child, I often go “wow I wish I had siblings” until I see how people fight with their siblings and I’m like “wow I’m glad I’m an only child”
— yeonjun uwu (@yeonjun_loved) 14 mei 2018
Being an only child was great, except for all the times I kicked the soccer ball in my house and it didn’t come back
— Yasin Osman (@yescene) 17 januari 2018
Premium wall space is one of the many perks of being an only child. pic.twitter.com/oDKu3xy33P
— Christopher Rice (@chrisricewriter) 23 november 2017
— Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1) 10 april 2018
Every year I get so pissed off when my sister doesn’t show up to thanksgiving dinner until I sober up and remember I’m an only child.
— kim beans (@KimmyMonte) 24 november 2016