1. ‘Ik geloof niet in collectief straffen’
My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream… pic.twitter.com/4v8Gjb9riv
— Mason Cross (@MasonCrossBooks) May 25, 2017
2. Ze heeft groot gelijk
https://twitter.com/otaaee/status/943593613392523266
3. Een trots moment als vader
My 3 y/o daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple I asked her if she liked apples she said apple-lutely
— Big Purple (@JoeyPurps) November 28, 2016
4. Een diepgravend interview
My kid did an interview with her cat pic.twitter.com/PCdnBTiRNs
— Paul Duane (@MrPaulDuane) December 4, 2017
5. Goed om te weten dat iemand je support
HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year-old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise
— natalie foster (@natfos) July 27, 2018
6. ‘HIER KOMEN!!!’
my sister forgot she was babysitting our cousin before she started recording I'm crying pic.twitter.com/EDfujZjWUQ
— hole lol (@Fatnando) February 13, 2016
7. ‘Dat betekent niet wat je denkt dat het betekent…’
My sister is quite the speller pic.twitter.com/HBgX4SPJjX
— Jessie (@Jessie_Gaudard) February 7, 2016
8. ‘Wat ruikt het hier toch gek…?’
mum has just found a draw full off piss that my 3 year old brother has been pissing in and he blamed the dog HAHA!!! pic.twitter.com/9F0VSDywoa
— phoebe bartlett (@phoebebartlett_) October 24, 2017
9. De melk die het slechte pad opging
My little brother is ridiculous pic.twitter.com/ngH6XjWMQ3
— carly gae jeffson (@jeffmarcelfie) April 5, 2016
10. ‘Vergeet vooral de scheetjes en billen niet’
My brother & his wife left a shopping list unattended, their 6-year-old son got to it, and … pic.twitter.com/rllANtRweL
— Anne B (@abroshar) March 26, 2016
11. Als blikken konden doden
This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight pic.twitter.com/Doavgl6ZX1
— huss # (@CallMeHuss) September 3, 2015
12. Het staat in de krant dus het is waar
Having studied my habits and preferences, my daughter hacked my attention this morning for her political agenda pic.twitter.com/GPlS3gSj5S
— Brendan Greeley (@bhgreeley) March 21, 2018
13. Misschien weet hij dat chips daarvan wordt gemaakt?
get you someone who looks at you the way my brother looks at potatoes pic.twitter.com/DUNG9MLw3l
— ѕυgαr (@_sarahcoates) December 16, 2016
14. Daar maak je geen vrienden mee
https://twitter.com/PurestInNoSense/status/977357123188416513
15. Eigenlijk best logisch
My daughter and her friends have grown up to refer to commercials of any kind as "Skip Ads".
Usage Example: "I saw this really funny kitten in a skip ad yesterday." pic.twitter.com/Pj5VPwiKeX
— Robert McGregor (@ID_R_McGregor) April 3, 2018
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