1. Even rust hoor
I’m in the bathroom with the lights off hiding from my kids. It’s only 8:58am #momlife #MomConfession
— Anne (@aemrcc14) 8 april 2017
2. Als je ze niet verstopt, zijn ze op voordat je het door hebt
Kids in bed, now I sit with my beer and secret stash of peanut butter m&ms #mommytime #truestory #momconfession
— RitaGraham (@ritalaun) 8 april 2017
3. Lezen? Nee, kunnen ze nog niet. Schelden? Vloeiend.
#MomConfession My kids are fluent in cursing because of me.
— Marrona Shore (@mshorern) 7 april 2017
4. Prima, kijk jij nog maar even naar Brandweerman Sam
Sometimes, when my kids are watching some stupid cartoon for the millionth time, I catch up on HBOgo dramas on my phone #momconfession
— MxBx182 (@MxBx182) 6 april 2017
5. GOEDEMORGENNNNNN
I can’t wait until my 5 YO is a teen, solely because I want to wake him up as unnecessarily early as possible, as payback. #MomConfession
— Britt Allen (@Mamatron729) 3 april 2017
6. Vind maar eens een broek die zo lekker zit
#Momconfession I just, 2 yrs later, bought panties to replace my maternity ones. Yes, I have been wearing maternity panties…for 2 years.
— Gina (@DaaamnGinaaaa) 20 maart 2017
7. Als jij niet eet, eet ik wel
I have made my daughter food and while trying to get her to eat it, accidentally ate it all myself and had to make more. #MomConfession
— Dora Lee (@blabbywabby) 19 februari 2017
8. Doe maar, joh
#MomConfession I couldn’t handle any more whining so I seriously let my kids have French fries, cheetos, pickles & milk for dinner. #momlife
— Megan (@Muggsy024) 4 februari 2017
9. Laat me
#momconfession: my coffee is 1/3 Bailey’s this morning. I’m running on 3 non-consecutive hrs of sleep w toddler & newborn @ home. So shutup.
— Becca Cook (@beccac00k) 3 februari 2017
10. No shame
I just dripped ice cream on my son’s head and licked it off.. 😅😂#momconfession
— Mama bear 🌻 (@ThatBreezyGirl_) 17 december 2016
11. Iemand een handleiding?
When my kids were babies, I had all the answers. Colic ✔️potty/sleep training ✔️carseats ✔️Now, I have no idea what I’m doing #momconfession
— Lauren (@Laurengayeski) 16 december 2016
12. Het is echt al héél laat
I kinda hope my 4yo never learns to tell time so that I can continue to lie about it being bedtime when it’s really 7pm.#momconfession
— ElizaC (@lizclark81) 30 november 2016
13. Schoonmaken is ineens iets waar je naar uitkijkt
#momconfession I hate playing Barbies and dolls with my kid. I HATE it. Can I go scrub the toilets instead? pic.twitter.com/yLIaIa9dQT
— Libby Webber (@LibbyWebber) 5 november 2016
14. Even de agressie kwijt
Almost broke my neck tripping over a transformer toy. Threw that thing right down the stairs to make myself feel better. #MomConfession
— Tara Williams (@MrsTWill23) 25 oktober 2016
15. Steel maar gewoon wel!
Sometimes when my kid is watching Dora, I totally root for Swiper. #momconfession #momlife
— Big Bad Mommy Wolf (@BigBadMommyWolf) 16 oktober 2016
16. Schoonmaken? Ja, doei
My mother in law took my kids so I could deep clean the house – I’m on social media instead!! Oops! #momconfession
— Disorganized Parent (@TDPtweets) 12 oktober 2016
17. Altijd een goed excuus
Secretly hoping my son wakes up from his nap so I don’t have to do the dishes. #momconfession #momlife
— Abby Blankenship (@Abby_laughs) 2 oktober 2016
18. Tuurlijk mag je er nog één
I just gave my two-year old a second popsicle before bed to avoid making another lego house #momconfession
— Kristin Dyck (@Family_Chatter) 6 oktober 2016
19. Lastige keuze
Sometimes I don’t know if I like school days or weekends more #momconfession #sahm #momlife #parenting #lovemykids #momofboys #momblogger
— Its Crazy Wonderful✨ (@_CrazyWonderful) 24 september 2016
20. Ik hoor je even niet
Anyone else “accidentally” mute the monitor for 5 seconds…ok minutes of sanity??? #momconfession #momlife #lifewithatwoyearold
— Big Bad Mommy Wolf (@BigBadMommyWolf) 3 september 2016
21. ZO slim, hier gaan wij ons schuldig aan maken
I convinced my 4 yo that cleaning was a game after promising game-night. Now I have a clean house & a tired child. #winning #momconfession
— Kylee Sherlin (@KyleeSherlin) 7 april 2017
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(Bron: Twitter via Buzzfeed)
