25 Ouderschapstweets die komiek Jimmy Fallon lieten huilen van het lachen

My kid told me that my butt looked like a bag full of chicken nuggets. #MyKidIsWeird

— Karen with a J (@JarenMcCormick) 30 maart 2016

My nephew once sneezed out a Sour Patch Kid. I still have no idea where it came from #MyKidIsWeird @jimmyfallon

— Molly Ligon (@mollyligonn) 30 maart 2016

One of the kids in my class came out of the bathroom and quietly said to himself.. “Well that hurt…” #MyKidIsWeird

— Faceless Ukulele (@facelessukulele) 31 maart 2016

@jimmyfallon my 3 year old asks to have her picture taken with store mannequins #MyKidIsWeird pic.twitter.com/6ssrZBNzqD

— Jen richard (@Jenboston) 30 maart 2016

When I caught my daughter picking her nose, she said, “I’m putting it back in.” #MyKidIsWeird

— Ginger (@BaristaSimmer) 31 maart 2016

@jimmyfallon My 9 year old daughter asked “Mommy when I grow up, will my boobs be as long as yours?” #MyKidIsWeird

— Julie E. Hedges (@jehedgesphoto) 31 maart 2016

Found this on the dining room wall. Asked our 4yo son what it meant; he said, “You can’t know.” #MyKidIsWeird pic.twitter.com/kneOMWazFe

— Tanya Cully (@TMCully) 30 maart 2016

When my mom would drive us kids around, she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and she’d say “bow to Mom” Every. Single. Time. #MomQuotes

— Lindsey Jeffers (@_itsLJ_) 8 mei 2018

My mom made up her own saying in the 90s when the “talk to the hand” phase was popular. Hers was “talk to the palm, cause you aint the mom.” #MomQuotes

— Konkema (@Simpoevsky) 9 mei 2018

One night my mom announced that we were having roast Bork for dinner. We asked her what that was and she said she defrosted something from the freezer and couldn’t tell if it was beef or pork #MomQuotes

— Jules_Jules (@JulesRead1) 9 mei 2018

One time I called my mom “Bro” and she goes “I’m not your bro or your hoe, I’m your Mo” #MomQuotes

— Devyn (@devholla14) 9 mei 2018

My mom told me she and the lady across the street were “Friends with Benefits.” I asked her what that meant, and she said “You know, we get each other’s mail when they’re out of town and stuff.” #MomQuotes

— Brennen Hancock (@Brennen_Hancock) 9 mei 2018

My mom couldn’t find the movie she wanted on Netflix. “Oh well, someone else is probably watching it. I’ll try again tomorrow” #MomQuotes

— Hooray Platypus (@HoorayPlatypus) 8 mei 2018

Watching “Chicken Run,” my dad suddenly exclaimed “yeah, right!All those chickens working together like that.” #DadQuotes

— Alyson Meldrum (@AlyMeldrum) 14 juni 2017

My first boyfriend played the saxophone in a ska band. When my dad met him, he told him to practice “safe sax” ‍♀️ #dadquotes

— (@jessicazap14) 14 juni 2017

I called my dad to see if he had a stud finder and he casually replied, “mom’s at work.” #DadQuotes

— Pauliann23 (@Pauliann23) 15 juni 2017

When mom wouldn’t let dad build a maze of beer cans in our yard he said “You’re the cloak of darkness smothering my fire of fun.” #DadQuotes

— KRose (@KristenRose124) 18 juni 2015

My dad once had a dream that he wrote a hit Easter song called “If It Hadn’t Been for Christmas.” #DadQuotes @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon

— MyLittleGarrone (@MyLittleGarrone) 14 juni 2017

Till this day, my dad still thinks Gwen says “there ain’t no harm in that, girl!” instead of “I ain’t no hollaback girl” #DadQuotes

— de blek penthah (@ayersem_) 14 juni 2017

My mother orders frozen margaritas and then won’t drink them because they are too cold. #MyFamilyIsWeird

— RockyInRealLife (@RockyHoare) 19 juli 2017

My dad calls the minions from despicable me the dependables, morons, or pinions because he can’t remember their proper name #MyFamilyIsWeird

— Amy (Rep tour Tampa and Miami) (@repu_tay_tion) 19 juli 2017

When I was a kid, my dad cut the pointed tips off the party hats so we kids wouldn’t poke each others’ eyes out. #MyFamilyIsWeird

— django jess (@hullojess) 19 juli 2017

When my brother and I are away at college, my mom sets our scarecrows at the dinner table to have as guests. #MyFamilyIsWeird pic.twitter.com/NOvsLgVFm5

— Olivia Swenson (@CptnSwan4TheWin) 19 juli 2017

my grandma had professional photos taken with one of her dolls and a stuffed monkey #MyFamilyIsWeird pic.twitter.com/ipzE1G6axD

— jenny skorusa (@jennyskorusa) 19 juli 2017

#MyFamilyIsWeird

Instead of XOXOXOXOXOX – my mom ends every email with MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMO! pic.twitter.com/fhPiw7daXS

— Erin Bode (@ErinBode) 19 juli 2017