Lees ook: 11 rare/vieze/gênante dingen die je kind mag doen (en verder NIEMAND)
1. Zo onschuldig, maar zo niet handig
“Friend’s son, 5 years old, pointed at a Muslim women in the mall wearing full garb (including face) and shouted, ‘Mom, a ninja!'”
Bron: dotdotdot_goose
2. Tja. Daar sta je dan langs het voetbalveld…
“On our way to watch my daughter play soccer, my son was asking me about how babies were made. So I told him all about the sperm and they egg and so on. He seemed to reflect deeply about what I had said. Get to soccer and we sit among all the other parents and he blurts out ‘Dad, is your sperm still inside me?’ I almost fucking died.”
Bron: jibbletmonger
3. Gelukkig kon hij er om lachen
“My daughter once asked a black guy why he was made of chocolate. I was incredibly embarrassed. He thought it was hilarious.”
Bron: imjustgonnalurk
4. Kijk, het levert dus wel iets op
“When I was 5 or 6 we were at my Dad’s company picnic. I was introduced to his boss and I told him, ‘My Daddy says you’re a son of a bitch.’ My Dad’s co-workers fed me ice cream all afternoon.”
Bron: agreeswithfishpal
5. Schatje, mama wil dat je NU je mond houdt
“Three-year-old daughter Madeleine said very loudly in public toilets: ‘Mummy, why do you have a beard on your bottom'”
Bron: Emma Gill
6. Deze vader heeft het een en ander uit te leggen
“When I was pregnant with my youngest daughter we explained to my older daughter that mommy has a baby in her belly and daddy put it there. Well she always wants to be just like mommy so she started going around telling people she has a baby in her belly and her daddy put it there….. you can imagine the looks I got.”
Bron: Heather Hatfield