Hoezo, eenhoorns bestaan niet? Twittergebruikers delen hun grappigste verkeerde kindergedachtes
Heb jij ook weleens gehad dat je iets hoorde, en je op dat moment pas realiseerde dat je het al je hele leven fout deed? Schrijfster Jennifer Wright vroeg mensen op Twitter om hun grappigste misverstanden, en de resultaten zijn te grappig.
What’s the weirdest thing you remember misunderstanding as a kid? I thought adultery meant “pretending to be an adult.”
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) 7 maart 2018
I think if no one had told me I’d have been about three years away from writing something for my school newsletter about how WRONG it was that we were forcing these beautiful individuals to perform for our amusement and CHUCKLES.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) 7 maart 2018
Gelukkig bleek Jennifer niet de enige te zijn. Andere gebruikers reageerden al snel met hun eigen misverstanden.
I thought Cognito was a town in Wyoming-I gave it a whole backstory over time. As in, he spends a lot of time in Cognito because of his job with the FBI.
— Andi “a high quality person” Lagow (@73GhiaPet) 8 maart 2018
I thought to have 1 baby sex had to be for 1 hour 2 hours for 2 babies and 3 babies for 3 hours
— Nicola Guerrine (@2muchbooty41) 9 maart 2018
I thought cottage cheese was just like regular cheese but made in small houses in the country.
— The Daily Nonprofit (@Maggie4Beers) 7 maart 2018
I used to think seahorses were mythical creatures like unicorns or pegasuses (pegasi?). I…umm…was well in my 20s before I saw one in aquarium and discovered the truth.
— dan fROMDELAWARE (@deadlydannyray) 7 maart 2018
I thought Hyundai was plural for Honda. Until my early 20s.
— chase dewitt brown (@Cdewittbrown) 7 maart 2018
My girlfriend’s brother was in his 30s when he discovered that unicorns weren’t real, he just thought they were “really rare”.
In his defence: NARWHALS EXIST.
— Alice Ralph (@alicaurusrex) 8 maart 2018
I thought the presidential race was a literal race. Like a marathon. And the winner got to be president.
— Elise Butler (@elisebutler) 9 maart 2018
I thought my grandparents sat at the kitchen table and looked out the window Frozen in time until we arrived to visit. I had no idea they had real lives of their own.
— TheresaHAlaska (@TheresaHAlaska) 8 maart 2018
Godsdienst blijkt ook een grote bron van verwarring te zijn geweest
My Mum grew up in Northern England and believed it was “lead us not into Thames Station”. I suspect misheard prayers & song lyrics are a huge part of people’s lives.
— Beverley (@BRintoul) 8 maart 2018
i was more hung up on “give us this day our DELI BREAD” like the nice rolls your deli sandwich comes on, not the sliced bagged stuff in my lunchbox
— Brian (@FinallySock) 9 maart 2018
Haha! I thought the next line was “Howard be thy name” and the reason people said “Jesus H. Christ.”
— Christian Walsh (@uncle_cheech) 8 maart 2018
Also while reciting the Lord’s Prayer as a kid, I always pictured God in front of an easel because “Our Father, who ART in heaven…”
— Kathy Werner (@lifeliner2) 7 maart 2018
Bron: Scary Mommy
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