1. Alleen in tegenstelling tot de maan, komt die vrijheid ‘s nachts niet terug
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting daddy’s freedom.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 16 oktober 2016
2. Dat je het niet vergeet
The mobile above my daughter’s crib is just a whole bunch of NuvaRings. So she remembers how lucky she is.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 20 oktober 2016
3. Nee, je krijgt gewoon een krentenbol
This morning, my daughter said, “quiche” which means she’s smart, hungry and an asshole.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 21 augustus 2016
4. Bedankt Miley
My daughter love the @MileyCyrus song, “We Can’t Stop” because she thinks it’s about cutting the brake lines on my car.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 17 augustus 2016
5. Let it go, Ryan
I watched Frozen without my two year old this morning. Despair reveals itself in many forms.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 9 november 2016
6. Heel toevallig
No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 7 augustus 2016
7. #Hadhetnooitwillenmissen
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 22 juli 2016
8. O, die fijne lange autoritten
What’s better than a 12 hour drive with a screaming 1 year old? Not including hepatitis.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 2 juni 2016
9. Soms moet je er gewoon ‘even’ tussenuit
Tip: It’s important parents take little “time outs” for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 3 mei 2016
10. Oké, misschien niet door vuur
I’d walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 11 september 2015
11. Mantra voor vandaag
Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter’s eyes, whispering, “I can’t do this”.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 26 augustus 2015
Lees ook: Met zijn supergrappige tweets is deze vader de koning van Twitter.
(Bron: Twitter via Buzzfeed)
