1. Dacht jij dat je een zware dag had? Think again
If you’re having a bad day know that I just got shit on by Hayden….. #parentlife
— jenny (@jenaleigh11) 9 mei 2017
2. “Laat mama even aan je broek ruiken”
The number of times per day that I sniff another human’s butt is kinda ridiculous. #momlife #didyoupoop
— Chelsea Arnold (@ChelseaArnold5) 19 mei 2017
3. Ultiem verwenmoment hoor
Eating pop tarts and drinking chocolate milk in bed during the kid’s morning nap #momlife
— Desirae Webster (@missdawl) 19 mei 2017
4. Weer een mijlpaal
Babies are miracles. They discover new things each day. For example, today my son discovered that he can snap my bra while he nurses.
— Chelsea Arnold (@ChelseaArnold5) 13 maart 2017
5. Oeps!
The fun part of having a toddler in your 40s is that when you’re laughing and jumping around at the park together you both pee your pants.
— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) 15 januari 2017
6. Goede voorbeeld
When Addie was 3 I took her into men’s room as I was using urinal she ran over & started splashing around in other urinal. #parentingfail
— mattharris1079 (@mattharris1079) 18 mei 2017
7. Leren zal je!
5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That’d wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 7 september 2015
8. Hoezo vakantie?
Summer vacation. These two words make me cringe. Why do our children need a vacation? None of my kids have a job,… https://t.co/A7BMjwecKw
— Meredith Masony (@thatsinapropro) 15 mei 2017
9. Vertrouw een stille peuter NOOIT
Silence is never golden. It just means my toddler is playing with the toilet plunger.
— Jill Krause (@babyrabies) 10 maart 2015
10. Maar verder weten ze alles
My kid has some pretty strong opinions for someone who gets stuck in their own shirts
— dadpression (@Dadpression) 4 augustus 2016
11. Ach, scheelt weer was
You know you are sleep deprived when you throw your socks into the toilet instead of the clothes hamper. #momlife #neverwearingthoseagain
— Heather Dean Brewer (@heatheradv) 16 mei 2017
12. Mission impossible
It’s like that old saying, “You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make a toddler eat his waffle cuz you put it on the blue plate, EW.”
— Myrrh (@ixix82) 9 april 2017
13. Dweilen met de kraan open
I have approximately 28 minutes before my children come home and destroy everything I have accomplished today. #Momlife #mom
— chrysti Eigenberg (@snugasbug) 16 mei 2017
14. Het is winnen en verliezen
Got a #poem accepted for #publication. And my #toddler pooped his pants. Win some, lose some.#momwriter #momlife #amwriting
— Lorna Rose (@LornaARose) 23 mei 2017
15. Hallo, je pasta zal maar naar groente smaken!
My 4 yr old has a “pasta fork” & a “vegetable fork.” Apparently she can’t use the same fork for different foods ♀️ #momlife #kidsrule
— Jess B. (@jessbaird18) 20 mei 2017
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(Bron: Buzzfeed)
