15x deze ouders hielden zich niet in op Twitter (hahahaha!)
Twitter en ouders; het blijft een heerlijke combinatie. Vooral als ze besluiten eerlijke ouderschapsperikelen te delen en zich niet in te houden. O, zo herkenbaar!
1. Dacht jij dat je een zware dag had? Think again
If you’re having a bad day know that I just got shit on by Hayden….. #parentlife
— jenny (@jenaleigh11) 9 mei 2017
2. “Laat mama even aan je broek ruiken”
The number of times per day that I sniff another human’s butt is kinda ridiculous. #momlife #didyoupoop
— Chelsea Arnold (@ChelseaArnold5) 19 mei 2017
3. Ultiem verwenmoment hoor
Eating pop tarts and drinking chocolate milk in bed during the kid’s morning nap #momlife
— Desirae Webster (@missdawl) 19 mei 2017
4. Weer een mijlpaal
Babies are miracles. They discover new things each day. For example, today my son discovered that he can snap my bra while he nurses.
— Chelsea Arnold (@ChelseaArnold5) 13 maart 2017
5. Oeps!
The fun part of having a toddler in your 40s is that when you’re laughing and jumping around at the park together you both pee your pants.
— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) 15 januari 2017
6. Goede voorbeeld
When Addie was 3 I took her into men’s room as I was using urinal she ran over & started splashing around in other urinal. #parentingfail
— mattharris1079 (@mattharris1079) 18 mei 2017
7. Leren zal je!
5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That’d wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 7 september 2015
8. Hoezo vakantie?
Summer vacation. These two words make me cringe. Why do our children need a vacation? None of my kids have a job,… https://t.co/A7BMjwecKw
— Meredith Masony (@thatsinapropro) 15 mei 2017
9. Vertrouw een stille peuter NOOIT
Silence is never golden. It just means my toddler is playing with the toilet plunger.
— Jill Krause (@babyrabies) 10 maart 2015
10. Maar verder weten ze alles
My kid has some pretty strong opinions for someone who gets stuck in their own shirts
— dadpression (@Dadpression) 4 augustus 2016
11. Ach, scheelt weer was
You know you are sleep deprived when you throw your socks into the toilet instead of the clothes hamper. #momlife #neverwearingthoseagain
— Heather Dean Brewer (@heatheradv) 16 mei 2017
12. Mission impossible
It’s like that old saying, “You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make a toddler eat his waffle cuz you put it on the blue plate, EW.”
— Myrrh (@ixix82) 9 april 2017
13. Dweilen met de kraan open
I have approximately 28 minutes before my children come home and destroy everything I have accomplished today. #Momlife #mom
— chrysti Eigenberg (@snugasbug) 16 mei 2017
14. Het is winnen en verliezen
Got a #poem accepted for #publication. And my #toddler pooped his pants. Win some, lose some.#momwriter #momlife #amwriting
— Lorna Rose (@LornaARose) 23 mei 2017
15. Hallo, je pasta zal maar naar groente smaken!
My 4 yr old has a “pasta fork” & a “vegetable fork.” Apparently she can’t use the same fork for different foods ♀️ #momlife #kidsrule
— Jess B. (@jessbaird18) 20 mei 2017
Lees ook: Met zijn supergrappige tweets is deze vader de koning van Twitter
(Bron: Buzzfeed)
