1. Ze gaan ontzettend op hun moeder lijken
Spending the majority of the day deciding whether or not I have to pee is one of the things my 3 year old and I have in common.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) 22 mei 2016
2. Knap staaltje acteerwerk
My 3 year old told the doctor that she liked eating her vegetables.
And the academy award goes to….
— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) 31 maart 2016
3. Zo handig, Siri
Just overheard my 3yo son with iPad in his room ask Siri, “Why do boys have to wear underwear?”
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) 30 mei 2016
Made my 3yo a cheese sandwich which he refused because “the cheesy part is yucky.”
His lunch request? A cheese stick.
— MaryWiddicks (@MaryWiddicks) 25 augustus 2016
5. “Mag ik ooooook?”
Fact: A 3 year old can hear a candy wrapper being opened from up to 300 miles away.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 8 maart 2014
6. Mmmm… Smullen!
If you want to know what an apple slice on the floor under this McDonalds table tastes like, ask my 3 year-old son.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) 25 april 2015
7. Probeer dan maar eens ‘zen’ te blijven
People who describe themselves as “laid back” have never been stuck in an elevator with a 3yo who’s determined to hit the alarm button.
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) 6 november 2015
8. Voor wat, hoort wat
My 3-year-old hugged me out of the blue and said, “I love you, Dad.”
If you need me, I’ll be searching the house for whatever she broke.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 2 mei 2016
9. Zo fijn, zo fijn…
Having a 3yo daughter means washing piles of clothes because you have no idea what she actually wore that day after 50 outfit changes.
— Court (@Discourt) 11 november 2015
10. Slim gedacht
3-year-old: Can we have a birthday cake?
Me: It’s not your birthday.
3: The cake won’t know.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 25 april 2016