Genieten! De grappigste oudertweets van deze week

Elke week verzameld de Huffington Post de grappigste oudertweets van de afgelopen week. Wij krijgen maar geen genoeg van deze heerlijke tweets. Supergrappig en herkenbaar. 

I didn’t nap nearly enough prior to becoming a mother.

— MumMumMommy ‍♀️ (@tinyandtired) June 13, 2017

You know what really makes having kids worth it? When you haven’t shaved for a day and they touch your skin and say, “your leg is spiky.”

— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 15, 2017

I started calling my kid’s chores “jobbies” to make them sound like fun hobbies and it 100% does not help.

— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) June 13, 2017

Sign you’re a parent: while changing in dressing room, you hear, “Ma!” & yell back, “What?!” before remembering:

You’re shopping alone.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 16, 2017

Friend: What’s that thing where you’re always tired but can never get rest?
Me: Parenthood.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) June 12, 2017

“You can play for 5 more minutes and then it’s time to go!”

-Every parent at the park

— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) June 12, 2017

Day 1,459 of my son acting shocked and aggrieved when I tell him to go brush his teeth before bed.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) June 13, 2017

If you enjoy long heated arguments about whether or not mermaids can breathe on land, parenting is for you.

— Zoe vs. the Universe (@zoevsuniverse) June 7, 2017

Pretending not to see the things my kids do is the glue that holds my sanity together.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) June 16, 2017

Son: how old were you when you felt like you were a grown up?

Me: I’ll let you know when I get there

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 15, 2017

Paint your bathroom a pretty shade of blue so when you’re in there hiding from your kids it almost feels like you’re sitting by the ocean.

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) June 14, 2017

7yo: I got duck poop on my hand
Me: Ok, don’t touch anything until we get home
*looks in back seat
7yo: *already eating crackers

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 11, 2017

Netflix should have a “times watched” counter for kids’ shows so you can track your slow descent into madness.

— Dragging Feeties (@DraggingFeeties) June 12, 2017

“And it is then, when you are at your most tired, that your kids will find yet an even earlier time to wake up.”
– old parenting proverb.

— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) June 11, 2017

When your baby learns to talk, you realize all of those important things you thought your baby was saying were just demands for more food.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 15, 2017

They say you don’t know love until you become a parent, and that’s because you finally understand how much you love sleep. Or sitting down.

— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) June 12, 2017

I could probably travel to the sun and back in the same amount of time it takes to put sunscreen on my two tiny, wiggly humans.

— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) June 14, 2017

If you enjoy asking questions like “Whose socks are on the kitchen table,” I can’t recommend parenting highly enough.

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) June 13, 2017

Parenting wouldn’t be so hard if I didn’t care how my kids turned out.

— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) June 12, 2017

Son’s Summer Vacation, Day 1:

5:58am: its quiet…too quiet..

6:02am (loud noises): Ah, there it is

— Need Some Meh Time (@TheAlexNevil) June 12, 2017

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(bron: Huffington Post)