Van cocktailjurk naar joggingpak: hoe peuters je leven kapotmaken

Het ouderschap: hoe mooi, dankbaar en bijzonder het ook is, het trekt wel een wissel op je. De slapeloze nachten, de eeuwige rotzooi, de ongelofelijke berg werk. Op een gegeven moment ga het er toch vanaf zien.

De Instagram-account Got Toddlered verzamelt ingezonden foto’s van ouders voor en nadat ze kinderen kregen. Hieronder een paar van de grappigste inzendingen.

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She used to let her phone sleep in her lap. Now she’s forced to let her kid sleep there because god forbid she moves and wakes him up! Kudos to that baby for some killer form.

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on May 31, 2018 at 2:58pm PDT

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They’re both wondering what happened to that first lady…

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on May 31, 2018 at 9:32am PDT

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Spring break really changes once you have kids! Having just taken a road trip with my two kids, I can totally confirm that.

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Apr 5, 2018 at 11:23am PDT

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Honeymoon’s over. #wcw #womancrushwedensday

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on May 9, 2018 at 3:31pm PDT

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Shame that Mom’s gonna have to stay standing until naptime’s over but mad respect for that kid’s face-plant!

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Mar 22, 2018 at 12:26pm PDT

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This about sums it up.

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on May 11, 2018 at 1:17pm PDT

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Life was a lot simpler when you could take a selfie without worrying about death from above.

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on May 15, 2018 at 1:26pm PDT

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From sexily posing on a chair to desperately wanting to finally effing sit down for the love of god!

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on May 15, 2018 at 5:45pm PDT

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No one seems too happy about the current situation. #wcw #womancrushwednesday

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Jun 6, 2018 at 1:49pm PDT

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Just a normal day getting kicked in the face. Parenthood is fun! #womancrushwednesday #wcw

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Jul 11, 2018 at 1:00pm PDT

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Good news: You don’t need shades after your kids poke your eyes out. #wcw #womancrushwednesday

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Aug 8, 2018 at 4:08pm PDT

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I bet she’s raising her hand so someone will tell her to go home and catch up on sleep. #wcw #womancrushwednesday

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Aug 15, 2018 at 11:38am PDT

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She was daydreaming about her future, now her future is gazing into your soul. Seriously, don’t stare too long. He will assume control. #wcw #womancrushwednesday #eyecontact #hypnotic

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Aug 22, 2018 at 9:52am PDT

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“Happily ever after” must start when they go to college. #mancrushmonday #mcm #cinderella #fairytale

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Sep 10, 2018 at 9:20am PDT

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Remember when being alone was a thing? She doesn’t. #wcw #womancrushwednesday

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Sep 12, 2018 at 1:45pm PDT