Heerlijk! Deze tweets over het ouderschap zijn weer hilarisch

Struggle through childbirth and the early years so you can reap the reward of a small person you gave life to telling you they hate you.

— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) June 4, 2017

I’m writing a pre-parenting book called, “You Think You Know What It’s Going To Be Like But You Have No Freaking Idea.”

— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) June 2, 2017

My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 7, 2017

“YOU KNOW I HATE WHITE CHEESE!!!!” screams my son, who for the last year of his life would literally only eat white cheese.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) June 6, 2017

My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 4, 2017

What, you mean all parents don’t refer to putting their kids to bed as “putting them away?”

— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 6, 2017

The community pool is now open for business and the first person to tell my kids gets a punch straight to the throat.

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) June 7, 2017

I forgot the diaper bag so I’m at the doctor’s office with diapers hanging out of my pockets and I think the moms in the lobby are impressed

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 7, 2017

The main thing I’ve learned from giving my kids chores is that you can do a crappy job at literally anything if you put your mind to it.

— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) June 6, 2017

Telling my toddler not to chase the cat around with her nunchucks is easily the coolest thing I’ve ever said as a dad or a human.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 6, 2017

At this point, I’m more shocked when my kids DON’T need to suddenly poop in the middle of any meal.

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 5, 2017

Boy, I sound like a real asshole when my kids impersonate me.

— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) June 7, 2017

Parent: Are you hungry?
Kid: No.
[5 seconds later]
Parent: Want a snack?
Kid: YES!

— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) June 7, 2017

Me: *Friday night* I’m so glad it’s the weekend. Maybe I can finally get some rest.

2yo: *Saturday at 6am* *screeches like a velociraptor*

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) June 3, 2017

When your son pours himself a cup of milk from the gallon jug, and your life flashes before your eyes.

— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) June 3, 2017

Parenthood is…

Spending 5 minutes just sitting in the car while your kids argue over who is going to walk back and close the front door.

— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) June 7, 2017

My 3-year-old just announced she was gonna be a rainbow and then disappeared with 15 bottles of nail polish.

This isn’t going to end well.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) June 6, 2017

I can’t! It doesn’t work! HELP MEEEE! *sobs* PLEEAAASSSEEE! It’s broken! IT’S BROKENNNN! [runs from room]

-my 3yo trying to eat a Pop-tart

— Close to Classy (@closetoclassy) June 8, 2017

What’s the opposite of getting knocked-out? I’m looking for a word to describe being awakened from a deep sleep by a toddler kick to my face

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 3, 2017

Signing your kid up for weekend soccer is a great way to spend a beautiful Saturday resenting others enjoying a beautiful Saturday at home.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 3, 2017

Ugh it’s so hot!

*gets hit by two drops of pool water*

SPLASH ME AGAIN AND I’LL DONATE ALL YOUR TOYS.

— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) June 7, 2017

8: Wanna see a magic trick?
*I check my schedule to make sure I’m free for next three hours

— Dr Jekyll and Mr Meh (@TheAlexNevil) June 8, 2017

(Bron: Huffington Post)

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