Heerlijk! Deze tweets over het ouderschap zijn weer hilarisch
Kinderen zeggen en doen de gekste dingen. En deze ouders kunnen daar vervolgens supergrappig over tweeten. Huffington Post verzamelde de leukste Tweets van afgelopen week. Dit zijn onze favorieten, om je even te bescheuren.
Struggle through childbirth and the early years so you can reap the reward of a small person you gave life to telling you they hate you.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) June 4, 2017
I’m writing a pre-parenting book called, “You Think You Know What It’s Going To Be Like But You Have No Freaking Idea.”
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) June 2, 2017
My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 7, 2017
“YOU KNOW I HATE WHITE CHEESE!!!!” screams my son, who for the last year of his life would literally only eat white cheese.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) June 6, 2017
My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 4, 2017
What, you mean all parents don’t refer to putting their kids to bed as “putting them away?”
— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 6, 2017
The community pool is now open for business and the first person to tell my kids gets a punch straight to the throat.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) June 7, 2017
I forgot the diaper bag so I’m at the doctor’s office with diapers hanging out of my pockets and I think the moms in the lobby are impressed
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 7, 2017
The main thing I’ve learned from giving my kids chores is that you can do a crappy job at literally anything if you put your mind to it.
— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) June 6, 2017
Telling my toddler not to chase the cat around with her nunchucks is easily the coolest thing I’ve ever said as a dad or a human.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 6, 2017
At this point, I’m more shocked when my kids DON’T need to suddenly poop in the middle of any meal.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 5, 2017
Boy, I sound like a real asshole when my kids impersonate me.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) June 7, 2017
Parent: Are you hungry?
[5 seconds later]
Parent: Want a snack?
— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) June 7, 2017
Me: *Friday night* I’m so glad it’s the weekend. Maybe I can finally get some rest.
2yo: *Saturday at 6am* *screeches like a velociraptor*
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) June 3, 2017
When your son pours himself a cup of milk from the gallon jug, and your life flashes before your eyes.
— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) June 3, 2017
Spending 5 minutes just sitting in the car while your kids argue over who is going to walk back and close the front door.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) June 7, 2017
My 3-year-old just announced she was gonna be a rainbow and then disappeared with 15 bottles of nail polish.
This isn’t going to end well.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) June 6, 2017
I can’t! It doesn’t work! HELP MEEEE! *sobs* PLEEAAASSSEEE! It’s broken! IT’S BROKENNNN! [runs from room]
-my 3yo trying to eat a Pop-tart
— Close to Classy (@closetoclassy) June 8, 2017
What’s the opposite of getting knocked-out? I’m looking for a word to describe being awakened from a deep sleep by a toddler kick to my face
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 3, 2017
Signing your kid up for weekend soccer is a great way to spend a beautiful Saturday resenting others enjoying a beautiful Saturday at home.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 3, 2017
Ugh it’s so hot!
*gets hit by two drops of pool water*
SPLASH ME AGAIN AND I’LL DONATE ALL YOUR TOYS.
— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) June 7, 2017
8: Wanna see a magic trick?
*I check my schedule to make sure I’m free for next three hours
— Dr Jekyll and Mr Meh (@TheAlexNevil) June 8, 2017
(Bron: Huffington Post)
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