- Don’t worry, zelfs de ervaren ouders kunnen dit nog niet binnen 45 min
[finally gets the car seat installed correctly]
Me: Where’s the baby?
Wife: In college.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2015
2. Heel lullig, eigenlijk
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014
3. “Daniel dan?” “DANIEL??? IK HAAT DANIEL.” Duidelijk.
The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) June 5, 2014
4. Zou iemand je nog herkennen?
For Halloween this year I'm going to shower & put on makeup & do my hair & dress up as a human. It will be spooky. #newmomproblems
— Amanda Bumgarner (@theladyokie) September 24, 2015
5. “Baby huilt al 2 minuten wat moet ik doen”
Googling Literally Everything: A New Mom's Story
— Lori Fradkin (@LoriFradkin) December 11, 2015
6. Dat hoef je dus niet meer te proberen
FYI you can't snooze the baby monitor
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 20, 2015
7. Deze paniek kennen we allemaal
Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this".
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2015
8. Het is tijd dat daar een soort schroefdop voor uitgevonden wordt.
I stood up and suddenly there’s breast milk dripping all down the front of my leg. *sigh* I left my boob on. #NewMommaProblems
— Deb Enrich (@D7Shimmerz) April 18, 2016
9. Wacht. Neemt je baby je nou op de hak, of..?
I can't tell if my baby is a slow clapper or is starting a slow clap to mock my parenting.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 12, 2015
10. Want wat maakt het uit – goed ga je er toch niet uitzien voorlopig
Just changed out of my "day sweatpants" into my "night sweatpants." #newmomproblems
— Alyssa Hertzig (@alyssahertzig) May 10, 2013
11. Beláchelijke vraag (maar geef toch maar het antwoord want ik ken toevallig ook iemand die dat wil weten)
Parents of Twitter. Is it normal to love your babies/kids more when they’re sleeping? (Asking for a friend) #newbaby #newdad
— Liam Yule (@liamyule83) July 29, 2018
12. Sexy times
You know you're a new mom when you say things like "The most action I've seen lately has been from my breast pump." #newmomproblems
— Caitlyn Becker (@kissmecait) March 15, 2013
13. Tip dit nieuwe talent ook maar even aan je partner
Another surprise benefit of having a baby is using my new swaddling skills to roll a tight, tight burrito.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 24, 2015
14. Oh, he, oeps.
Wife: can you change the baby
Me: oh thank god. I'm so glad you said that. Yes, yes I will
Wife: I don't mean swap it for a new one
Me: …— David Hughes (@david8hughes) October 28, 2015
15. True story
Don't get attached to your outfit because it will end up with puke on it #newmomprobs
— ⓐⓛⓔⓧⓨⓢ (@AlexysHorton) March 20, 2017
16. Want helder nadenken zit er even niet meer in
Lost my keys between turning the car off and getting out of it. #newmombrain
— Arin Liberman (@distractedbyair) October 18, 2016
17. Dat is ook heel erg zonde
I just realized that I have now literally cried over spilt milk. #newparentlife
— CaveFish (@Pixelfish) March 12, 2018
18. Nee hoor houd jij hem maar
Dr: Would you like to hold ur baby?
[flashback to when someone handed me a burrito & it slipped from my hands to the floor]
Me: that's ok
— Marin Hubka (@marinhubka) September 14, 2015
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