Nobody is hungrier than a child who’s just been told it’s time for bed.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 15 maart 2017
I love that cute married thing we do when we bicker over who gets to shovel the snow, because the other person has to watch the kids.
— Six Pack Mom (@Six_Pack_Mom) 14 maart 2017
What I say: Did you brush your teeth?
What my kid hears: Have you ever in your entire life bushed your teeth at least once?
— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) 17 maart 2017
Toddler: *crying bc it isn’t her turn with the princess crown*
Me: Sweetie, you need to share
Husband: Just give her the crown, you’re 35
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 5 februari 2017
Me: [hanging off side of cliff begging for help]
My kids: MOMMA CAN YOU GET US A SNACK
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) 11 maart 2017
I lost my patience. I think it’s under the couch cushions next to my kids’ socks, chip crumbs, and my temper I lost earlier.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) 14 maart 2017
What’s inside the family suitcase?
•60% kids’ clothes
•20% kids’ toys
•10% kids’ miscellaneous
•9.9% mom’s stuff
•.1% dad’s stuff
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) 14 maart 2017
Without kids I would have never known the joy of cleaning a spilled bottle of glue out of a backpack at 6 AM.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) 15 maart 2017
“I’m hungry! Is it lunch time?”
-my kid, at 9:17am
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) 13 maart 2017
“It’s just that the snow is reflecting the moonlight.”
-Me trying to convince my kids it’s totally bedtime even though it’s only 5:45
— Dragging Feeties (@DraggingFeeties) 15 maart 2017
March Madness: When I don’t know whether to dress my kids in a winter coat or shorts and I’m always wrong.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) 16 maart 2017
It smells weird in here.
-How parents enter a room.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) 17 maart 2017
Not sure what happened here, but that toy looks a little freaked out if you ask me. pic.twitter.com/az5MxfzFWH
— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) 17 maart 2017
Gee I wonder why we’re always sick I say as one kid has her bare feet in her mouth and the other one is licking the floor.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) 14 maart 2017
90% of parenting is doing just enough to keep other parents from judging you.
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) 13 maart 2017
Empty Nesters, my 2yo forced me to watch him poop in the toilet this morning. Eyes locked. Grunting.
— Cari (@cariastark) 13 maart 2017
6-year-old: I hate how you pack my lunch
Me: Maybe you should pack your own lunch
6: *packs 28 Oreos*
Me: Maybe I should pack your lunch
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 15 maart 2017
Listening to a 4yo play with their little sibling is what I imagine a future dictator sounds like at that age.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) 15 maart 2017
Being a SAHM allows me to do the fun things. For example, today I spent the day playing hide and seek…. with socks and car keys.
— SurvivingMyBoys (@SurvivingMyBoys) 15 maart 2017
(Bron: Huffington Post)