Wat is het domste wat jij als kind hebt gedaan?
We kunnen natuurlijk eindeloos praten over wat onze kinderen nou weer heeft bezield, als ze bijvoorbeeld op een onbewaakt moment je make-up over hun hele gezicht hebben uitgesmeerd, ze een pak meel om hebben gegooid of de hele zandbak naar binnen hebben gehaald.
Maar wat voor doms deden we zelf vroeger eigenlijk? Buzzfeed vroeg het aan zijn lezers en dit waren de (hilarische) antwoorden:
I rode my tricycle into the pool and didn’t stop riding (underwater sideways going nowhere) until my dad pulled me out.
— ⚡️⚡️⚡️ katherine ⚡️⚡️⚡️ (@MissKTampaBay) December 11, 2018
In 6th grade during “Family Life” I informed my teacher my parents never had sex as it’s against our religion. She tried to explain the celibacy-until-marriage concept for me & all I kept saying was “No they’re good people they don’t do that”
— Lameace (@kaangzz) December 11, 2018
when i was like 6 i asked my dad for an empty soda can box so that i could make a doll house, instead i took it to the top of the stairs and slid down like a surfboard. my mom was freaking out and my dad was impressed
— paige (@paigerodd) December 11, 2018
Letting go of the swing at it’s highest point after being told, “it’s time to go home”
Pro tip. Never take parents 100% literally.
— Bajan Yoda (Professional Anger Translator™) (@cbirch15) December 10, 2018
7yo. Alone in the kitchen with box of 12 Lil Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies, “FREE CAR INSIDE”. Instead of taking them out of the box I ate my way to the bottom to find a mail-in coupon. Storm into the living room, throw the box across the room yelling “THERES NO CAR” at my parents
— Fire Ron Now (@MMcgovern35) December 11, 2018
In Kindergarten I was petrified of bees and one day I was playing on the play ground and a bumble bee flew by and i started crying then peed myself and lied about peeing myself and blamed it on the bee
— ᎯᏉᎯ (@avacadoavocado) December 11, 2018
I moved the hands on the clock forward so Sesame Street would start sooner
— Drunkest Librarian (@DrunkestLibrary) December 11, 2018
I def tried to make peanut butter by crushing up peanuts and mixing it w butter😂
— Larry Fish (@Chriscrisis24) December 10, 2018
when I was like 3, I rode one of these fuckers down a steep hill in my backyard and hit a tree. my mom came running after me and asked why I did that, and I literally said “the tree wouldn’t get out of the way” pic.twitter.com/gZuK2CS7aQ
— twinkmas gift 🍑🎁 (@andromeda1514) 10 december 2018
Lost a bouncy ball under my bed and me and my cousin couldn’t see in the dark so I grabbed a lighter and held it under my bed.. caught my bed on fire. My parents still don’t know. 🤦🏻♀️
— Amanda Apolinar (@AmandaCait) December 9, 2018
When I was like 6, I took an egg from the fridge and put it under my pillow before I fell asleep thinking it would be a baby chicken when I woke up
— kayla🌙✨ (@ecstaticb00m) December 10, 2018
My mother loves to tell this story: One day when I was really little I wanted to help her out in the kitchen, so to get me out of the way she gave me a potato to play with. After awhile she went to check on me only to find out I had managed to flush the potato down the toilet.
— Jibberjabberwocky (@EvanW256) December 9, 2018
When I was 5 I put M&Ms in my ear so I could hear them talk like the commercials
— Snowball’s Dog Dad (@DeadLiftinGamer) December 10, 2018
One time I was 7 and tried to hide my diary key in the electrical outlet .
I keep my secrets to myself now…
— becca (@garrison_becca) December 10, 2018