1. Wij hebben nog wel wat over
Just got back from the beach with my family if anybody knows any other beaches that need more sand.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 22, 2016
2. GAAN WE NOU!?
Leaving for a beach vacation today & my kids have been sitting in the car saying "ARE WE READY TO GO YET?!" for the past 37 hours.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) July 9, 2016
3. Leuk, een doe-het-zelf-strand
The cool part about taking kids to the beach is that they bring home enough sand in their bathing suits to make our own beach at home.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) July 17, 2018
4. Gê-nant
My walk of shame is the mile back to the parking lot from the beach when I forgot the kids' sunscreen in the car.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) April 5, 2014
5. Lekker een dagje ontspannen (not!)
Parenting at the beach is 78% walking kids back and forth to the bathroom and 22% yelling "come back over this way please!"
— Court (@Discourt) July 26, 2016
6. Hahaha, alsof je gaat zitten
No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 28, 2018
7. Meer dan drie bladzijdes zit er toch niet in
Found myself perusing a beach reading list this morning like some kind of innocent, optimistic, childless fool.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) June 5, 2017
8. ‘Ik verveeeeel me’
Now what?
-my kid, eating an ice cream cone holding a new toy riding a pony on the beach in the summertime sun
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) June 26, 2018
9. Voelt ongeveer hetzelfde
Doomsday prepping except we're just packing up for a day at the beach.
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) July 8, 2017
10. Valt lekker op zo
I make my kids wear bright neon colors to the beach so that everyone can see them not listening to me.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) June 28, 2016
11. Even lekker opladen
Nothing rejuvenates a parent's soul like a beach day /w/ the soothing sounds of kids fighting & a relaxing mile jog to the closest bathroom.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) June 7, 2017
12. Niks is leuker dan Pokemon Go
Island beach house, hot tub, mini golf, go karts, ferry ride, crab sanctuary, ponies, slushies
Kids' favorite thing: conquered 3 poké gyms
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) August 10, 2016
13. Fijn!
The great thing about coming home from a beach vacation is that my kids brought enough sand home in their clothes it's like we never left.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 20, 2017
14. ‘Het zand is vet zanderig’
Kids' complaints on vacation:
– No wifi on beach
– Sand is sandy
– Ocean has salt in it
– Lobsters? I want pizza.
– Too outdoorsy outside— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) June 7, 2016
15. Even bijkomen van al dat uitrusten
I need an entire day at the beach alone just to recover from getting everyone packed for an entire day at the beach.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) July 18, 2016
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